Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Eavesdropped on a fuh-reez-ing cold bus.

Girl, to friend: I think I'm going to break up with Chris. He's such a weirdo! He drinks! He smokes! He does pot! And... and... he's from New Zealand!

Oh yeah, New Zealand. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.