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In addition to my worsening cold, I was awoken this morning by the world's worst cramps, which quickly turned into the word's worst cramps, nausea, and sore legs. So I waddled off to take the world's longest shower, and returned to the world's most comfortable bed (seriously), which is where I remain.

I am considering curling up into so tight a ball, I may become a medium-sized black hole. Roommate, if, when you get home, there's nothing but a swirling cosmic darkness and all of our term papers are gone, it's okay, it's just me.

This is all you'll see of me for the weekend. I'm going back to sleep.