Close encounters at SeaWorld.

A foreboding dark shape moves just under the surface of the water, searching for its prey...

The nervous swimmers panic. What was that?! A splash!!

DUH-DUN. DUH-DUN. DUH DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN...

OMGWTFBBQ BACK IN THE BOOOOOOAT!

We have evaded death itself! Death by suckery mouth flaps!

It sinks back into the depths, to surface again when unsuspecting humans come too close...

And the murky waters are still again...

And they let LITTLE KIDS into this park?! Think of the liabilities!